The phone rings.
I innocently answer and find it's a friend who wants to chat for a minute.
No problem, the boys are playing in the play room, right?
I wander that way just to make sure.
On the way I hear the toilet flush, followed by hysterical laughter.
I try to politely get off the phone.
The toilet flushes again, followed by even more hysterical laughter.
Forget manners, I'm off the phone.
Bathroom door is locked. More laughing behind closed doors.
Henry greets me after unlocking the doors. He's holding two whistles on strings. They're dripping wet.
Jonah is naked and standing by the toilet screaming, "Do it again, Henry!"
This really can't be a good thing!