There will not be a picture of this.
Next I went back out to the living room. After realizing that it would be a waste of time to work on the endless chore of picking up the scores of matchbox cars and other small toys that were lining the floor,
Yep. Here's a close-up.
It's sticky lizards.
For about a week now I've been finding them all throughout the house, but this is the first time I've seen them on my vaulted ceiling of the living room.
I think I may have lost control of my household . . . .