Henry: "One of these days, Daddy's going to take me to see Atwoods!"
[Atwood's is the name of our local ranch/farm store--Sam's favorite place to putter around.]
Me: Honey, we were just at Atwoods. What do you want to see there?"
Henry: "No, Mommy. I'm talking about At Woods. You know, the golfer?"
Me: "Oh, you mean Tiger Woods?"
Henry: "That's what I said!"