"If you smoke a cigarette, you can see heaven!" --Henry
Answering the question, "What should we name your new kittens?" Jonah says, "Spark!" and Henry says, "I like Spark too. Let's name them both Spark." When told that isn't a great idea because we would get confused Henry says, "Then I'll name my kitten Bally Ball. But maybe we'll just call her Spark too because that's a better name."
"Mommy, Mommy! Bridget just said HER FIRST WORD! She just said 'duh duh duh!' Come listen!" --Jonah
After driving through a recent (and very strong!) skunk spray....(sniff, sniff) "Whoo! Something really stinks! Must be a cigarette or something." --Henry
"I need to get some exercise today so I can get my heart beeping. My PE teacher said so!" --Henry